Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
Clearly, what we didn’t see was that Sherlock borrowed John’s moustache and used it as a parachute device and floated safely to the ground from the building. That’s why he didn’t die.
YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL
who died and made you batman? wait. oh shit. dude i’m so sorry.